jakemalik:

*picks u up for prom in heelys*

supermassiveasshole:

when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet

puffymind:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

lameborghini:

my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch